Why were we looking for “Earth-like” planets? Because by late 2007, the housing crisis made moving to a planet 20 light-years away seem like a viable real estate option.
Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Gaza Aid Pier
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2025 Vintage: The "Flat Earth" Re-emergence
Why did people believe in it again in 2025? Because thanks to Dee...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Hologram" Candidate
In 2025, a candidate campaigned in three states at once via holog...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Meat-Free" G7 Menu
Why did leaders only eat 3D-printed steaks? To show they care abo...read more »
34 Politicians Jokes: The 1997 “Cool Britannia & Red Planets” Edition
In 1997, the world felt like it was finally moving into the futur...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Grimace Shake" Trend
Why were kids pretending to die on camera? To prove that in 2023,...read more »
34 Politicians Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Innovations” Edition
In 2009, the world was nursing a financial hangover while trying ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mars Colony Pre-sale
Why did governments start selling plots on Mars? Because after lo...read more »
31 Politicians Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophones & Software” Edition
In 1995, politics felt like a game of Minesweeper—one wrong click...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Silent Gen" in Power
Why were 90-year-olds still ruling? Because medicine in 2025 beca...read more »
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In 2002, the world was still checking its shoes at the airport an...read more »
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In 2004, the world felt like it was finally connecting, but the s...read more »
2024 Archive: The Meta "Threads" Growth
Why did it survive? Because people wanted a place to complain abo...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Great Switch
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am listening... and I am laughing.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!