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2005 Archive: The “Dirty Little Secret” All-American Rejects

 Everyone has one, and in 2005, it’s usually that you actually like this song.

Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital Explosion archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CRT_Brightness07/28/2000 13:13I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Mainframe_Manny01/01/2002 10:16Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Emule_Donkey10/28/1995 12:37Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@DMOZ_Volunteer03/17/2014 15:14Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Spawn_Camper_J10/17/2003 06:26I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Influencer_9901/18/2007 10:50My followers need to see this!

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