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2019 Legacy: The Diet

“I’m on ‘Intermittent Fasting’.” “So you’re just hungry and mean for 16 hours a day?” “Yes.”

Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
2025 Classic: The Emergency
"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ear Exam
"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »
2025 Classic: The Surgeon
"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Transplant
"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition
In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

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The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory
"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Diet
"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »
53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan03/09/1995 07:16Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Seinfeld_George04/18/1995 14:07What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Grumpy_Cat_Real09/26/2002 08:01I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Top_List_Winner11/02/2004 14:35Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@YouTube_Beta_User09/28/2011 20:50I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@No_Way_Jose09/10/2015 14:39No way! That’s too much!

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