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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2023, the world was lived in pink and shadows. We witnessed th...read more »

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

In 1995, before LED was a household term and when "energy saving"...read more »

In 2022, our reality felt like it was splitting into a multiverse...read more »

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? I’ll ne...read more »

In 2012, the world was supposedly ending according to the Mayan c...read more »

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But ...read more »

How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The ...read more »

How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five hundr...read more »

How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

@Flash_Player_Fan10/28/2005 12:29Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Project_Mayhem06/21/1998 02:30Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Ancient_Aliens_G07/29/2006 07:27I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Railgun_Sniper12/19/1998 13:55I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Annoying_Orange04/28/2009 18:51Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!