2014 Classic: The Detective

“The bulb was clearly unscrewed… the fingerprints belong to a ghost.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2010, the world felt like a dream within a dream. Steve Jobs g...read more »

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb? One. ...read more »

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only ...read more »

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two....read more »

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He...read more »

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 2012, the world was supposedly ending according to the Mayan c...read more »

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. She ho...read more »

@Net_Neutral_9509/17/1999 06:40This is why we need the internet.

@DVD_Collector02/22/2005 04:23Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Java_Applet_User07/20/2013 20:14This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Tyler_Durden_Real06/09/2008 20:38Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Bam_Margera_Fan11/07/2009 02:52Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo04/28/2009 12:38Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Anchorman_Ron04/04/2012 19:54I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.