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1998 Legacy: The Deposition

 Why did the lawyer bring a mirror to the deposition? So the witness could see exactly who was destroying their life.

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hanson_Fan_9702/08/2009 00:37Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Ruby_Rhod_Green11/22/2014 15:31Super green! Hilarious!
@Rugrats_Tommy03/04/2004 20:28A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Ferris_Bueller09/09/1996 01:09Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Uncle_Rico_9809/24/2007 00:05I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@WordPress_Fan_0311/15/2015 02:53The best thing since version 1.0!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair09/07/2000 12:55I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
@I_See_What_You07/02/1996 02:12I see what you did there. Clever!

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