Why did the lawyer bring a mirror to the deposition? So the witness could see exactly who was destroying their life.
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Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Super green! Hilarious!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
The best thing since version 1.0!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
I see what you did there. Clever!