My dentist took a ‘Selfie’ with my wisdom teeth. He said, “These are going to look great on my professional Instagram—#NoPainNoGain.”
Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Dentist 2
"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
The Sleep Study
Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »
54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking” Edition
In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »
2025 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition
In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »
The Optometrist Visit
Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!