I’m an assassin. I’m just making it go away.
Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
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Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
The stars are aligned for this joke.