Why did the lawyer represent a famous singer? Because an AI “ghostwriter” released a hit song using his voice, and the lawyer wants 50% of the “binary royalties.”
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
2025 Archive: The Meta-Liability
A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition
In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Inheritance
A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »
The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
2025 Archive: The Witness Stand
A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
The Retainer Fee
The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »
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A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »
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The Shark Protection
Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I see you... laughing!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!