Why did the NSA say they weren’t “listening”? Because they claimed that knowing who you called, when you called, and where you were isn’t “spying”—it’s just “aggressive bookkeeping.”
Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2013 “Whistleblowers & White Smoke” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
What is this? A joke for ants?
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
Tapping my way to a good mood.