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2013 Legacy: The Deep State “Metadata” Defense

Why did the NSA say they weren’t “listening”? Because they claimed that knowing who you called, when you called, and where you were isn’t “spying”—it’s just “aggressive bookkeeping.”

Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2013 “Whistleblowers & White Smoke” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Harry_Potter_0110/21/1995 01:29Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Shrek_Ogrelord08/27/2005 06:50Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@CRT_Brightness07/31/2007 23:00I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Zoolander_Derek02/11/2005 19:12What is this? A joke for ants?
@Unix_Wizard02/01/2003 13:01sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Goonies_Never_D03/05/2002 21:50Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Star_Wars_Kid03/12/2009 13:04I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Blink_Tag_User01/11/2008 10:56<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Everquest_Solo08/31/2010 09:46Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@Tablet_User_1011/05/1999 00:46Tapping my way to a good mood.

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