Why did we do it in 1995? To remind everyone that we started a country because we were tired of paying taxes on our tea—now we just pay taxes on our soda.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
I should make a game about this joke.