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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many artists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ...read more »

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But ...read more »

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? I’ll ne...read more »

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb? One. ...read more »

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. It turne...read more »

How many Type A personalities does it take to change a light bulb...read more »

In 2002, the world was swinging through the city with Spider-Man,...read more »

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

In 1999, we were all living on the edge of the future. We were pa...read more »

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? O...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

@Fifth_Element_Lelu02/20/1997 09:35Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Thundercats_Ho01/26/2008 05:21Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Weird_Science_G08/16/2010 12:12We created a monster... of a joke!

@Guestbook_Signer04/26/2004 12:26Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Retro_End_User11/19/2009 10:45The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.