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2022 Legacy: The Death on the Nile Moustache

 Why Kenneth Branagh? For facial hair that was a bigger mystery than the actual murder.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2022 “Blonde, Morbius & Pinocchio’s Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Archive: The Madame Web Pepsi
 Why the product placement? Because the Pepsi logo had more chara...read more »
2023 Archive: Worst Actress
 Why Megan Fox? For Johnny & Clyde, a film so small it could ...read more »
2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
 Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney mana...read more »
2024 Classic: The Harold and the Purple Crayon Burn
 Why Zachary Levi? For a movie that tried to draw a profit and on...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Pooh, Piling On & Expendable Icons” Edition
In 2023, the 44th Razzie Awards feasted on a childhood icon turne...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Actress
 Why Dakota Johnson? For playing a psychic who was seemingly the ...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Director
 Why Francis Ford Coppola? For proving that if you’re a legend, y...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2025 “Snow White, Minecraft & Disney Blues” Edition
In 2025, the 46th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where "live-act...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant Mayhem” Edition
In 1996, the 17th Razzie Awards proved that a massive paycheck do...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
 Why Cate Blanchett for Borderlands? For proving that even a Quee...read more »

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2024 Classic: The Reagan Biopic
 Why was it nominated? For a movie so "on the nose" it was basica...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Karate Kid" Logic
 Why Ralph Macchio? For being 60 years old and still letting a te...read more »
41 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2011 “Jack, Jill & The Sandler Sweep” Edition
In 2011, the 32nd Razzie Awards witnessed something thought to be...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_J05/18/1996 16:53Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Forrest_Gump_Running04/11/2003 13:43Laughing is as laughing does.
@Lock_Stock_Two03/01/2001 03:13It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Borat_Very_Nice09/09/2015 12:42Very nice! Great success!
@Homestar_Runner10/18/2014 09:57That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Me_Gusta_Face09/01/2014 14:49Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
@Viewer_Number_101/30/2005 14:54First! And it’s funny!

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