Why was Washington so somber? Because the “Lion of the Senate” was gone, leaving a hole in the Democratic Party that couldn’t be filled by a dozen “New Liberals.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
The history of humor in one post.