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2002 Classic: The Death of Jonas Savimbi

Why did the war in Angola end? Because after 27 years, the leader of the rebels finally ran out of places to hide, proving that even the longest-running civil wars eventually have a finale.

Part of the 32 Politicians Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Euro Bills” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_J04/04/2000 11:40Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@SoulSeek_Fan12/20/2008 06:59Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry04/30/2003 17:27In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Numa_Numa_Guy11/06/2012 12:07Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Cloud_Computing11/24/2012 17:04Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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