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2001 Archive: The David Beckham Free Kick vs. Greece

Why was England celebrating? Because Becks hit a last-minute curler that sent them to the World Cup and turned him from a villain into a saint.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@BBS_Veteran08/05/2008 08:32Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
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