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2017 Legacy: The Darkest Hour Cigar

Why Gary Oldman? For a performance where he wore so much makeup he looked more like Winston Churchill than Winston Churchill ever did.

Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2017 “Logan’s Tears, Get Out & The Shape of Water” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2023 Classic: The Napoleon Bread
Why Joaquin Phoenix? For a historical epic that suggested the Emp...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition
In 1996, Hollywood was caught between the blockbuster boom and th...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer, Kenergy & Atomic Hats” Edition
In 2023, the box office didn't just recover—it exploded. It was t...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Argylle Twist
Why the cat bag? For a spy movie with so many twists that the aud...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Twisters "Feel It"
Why Glen Powell? For proving that he is the only man in Hollywood...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Godzilla x Kong Pink
Why the evolution? For a movie where the monsters decided to team...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Creator Visuals
Why the budget? For a sci-fi movie that looked like it cost $300 ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Black Phone 2
Why Ethan Hawke's mask? For a sequel that suggested that even if ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Thunderbolts Asterisk
* Why the secret? For a Marvel movie where the title has a litera...read more »

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2024 Archive: The Love Lies Bleeding Muscles
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2025 Classic: The Batman Part II Eyeliner
Why is it still so dark in Gotham? Because Robert Pattinson prove...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Shadow
Why Keanu Reeves? For the moment the internet achieved peace beca...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Donny_V_ShutUp12/23/1997 07:25Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Space_Jam_Lola11/26/2001 21:28Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Success_Kid_Win05/31/2010 04:10Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Ancient_Aliens_G01/07/2005 21:22I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Charlie_Unicorn12/23/1998 15:38We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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