“I won’t be back.” 2019 is the year of “Closing the Chapters.”
Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified
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They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
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