I’m “dimming” the screen to save battery.
Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Good game, well played. This is a winner.