Why did the CBS anchor retire? Because he learned that in 2004, a “Blog” could fact-check a “Legend” in under thirty minutes.
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Standard classic. Never gets old.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
I see funny people... everywhere!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.