2015 Vintage: The “Cyber” Awareness 2015

Why the new training? To remind the General that “Password” is still not a secure way to protect the nuclear codes.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2019, the military realized that "The Future" is already here,...read more »

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@Napster_User_9908/27/2001 20:08Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@CSS_Master_9912/10/2015 17:11Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan02/14/2012 20:39Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Grumpy_Cat_Real11/28/2007 04:33I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Metacrawler_X12/26/2005 01:02Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@True_Story_Neil07/21/1996 15:13True story! I was there!