Why did the woman lie? She didn’t want to admit she was bringing back 14 knock-off watches and a “genuine” piece of the Berlin Wall made of fresh concrete.
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🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.
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