Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cow says. / Cow says who? / No, a cow says mooooo!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO Edition
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2025 Classic: The Donut
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2024 Vintage: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Harry
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39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey Edition
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2025 Archive: The Ivana
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41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2023 Barbenheimer Edition
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50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2010 New Decade Edition
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2024 Archive: The 2024
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Ketchup
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2025 Archive: The Luke
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2025 Classic: The Police
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
No way! That’s too much!