1996 Classic: The Cost of Living

My doctor told me to stay active. He suggested I start by running away from his bills.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

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My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

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Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

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My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

@ICQ_Classic06/23/2005 19:34That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Fight_Club_Tyler09/29/2007 22:20The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Motherboard_Max05/12/2015 14:36This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Nice_Guy_Eddie08/22/1997 04:39Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Step_Brothers_B05/07/1998 09:05Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Chocolate_Rain12/27/2004 20:10I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Dark_Web_Joker02/04/2006 22:12Found this on the deep end of the net.

@Hashtag_Master01/31/1999 22:58#funny #joke #retro #90s