1995 Archive: The Copper Wire Mystery

Why did two lawyers invent copper wire? They were fighting over a penny they found on the courthouse steps.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@GameBoy_Color12/13/2003 14:28Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Dumb_And_Dumber07/04/1997 09:20So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter01/07/2015 09:08The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan02/27/2008 07:09Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Jesus_Quintana10/10/2015 03:24Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Grumpy_Cat_Real09/03/1996 23:46I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Scumbag_Steve_X11/29/2000 20:19Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Protoss_Pylon05/24/2008 15:39You must construct additional laughs!