Why did Russian tanks start wearing birdcages on their turrets? To prove that “Hope” is not a ballistic rating, and that a Javelin missile doesn’t care if your tank looks like a portable BBQ grill.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
You must construct additional laughs!
I see what you did there. Clever!
Deal with it. This is gold.