Why the high pay? Because “Guarding a Crate” in 2023 is the world’s most important job, especially when that crate says “HIMARS Ammo” on the side.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Classic: The "Bio-Metric" 4.0
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35 Military Jokes: The 2014 “Little Green Men & Caliphate Chaos” Edition
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2025 Archive: The "Transformation" of the Marine Corps (Final Form)
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2024 Legacy: The MRE "Pizza" (2024 Patch)
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36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition
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