1995 Vintage: The Computer Virus

Why did the employee give his monitor a flu shot? He heard there was a “macro virus” going around.

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Encarta_User12/01/2000 21:19I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Alt_Vista_Searcher05/21/2004 17:39I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Requiem_Dreamer08/14/2008 22:34That was intense... and funny!

@Hellboy_Red03/03/2002 10:49I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Rugrats_Tommy01/28/2012 11:24A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Borat_Very_Nice03/09/1997 15:25Very nice! Great success!

@Uncle_Rico_9810/10/2000 04:27I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Prodigy_User_X09/13/1995 10:31Way better than the Prodigy boards!