2001 Classic: The Colon

I’m a doctor. I’m just “checking” in.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

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@Men_In_Black_J12/10/2005 12:56Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Mainframe_Manny09/29/2011 12:22Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Big_Lebowski_Dude04/11/2011 04:39The Dude abides... this joke.

@Rugrats_Tommy02/28/2011 20:45A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Austin_Powers_Y01/20/1997 22:27Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Under_Const_Gif03/02/1996 09:30This site is never finished... with humor!

@Starcraft_Zerg08/22/2007 15:26Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@Streamer_Pro_9910/20/2006 18:20Thanks for the donation and the joke!