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2017 Archive: The “Coalition” Meetings

Why so many in Brussels? Because “Agreement” in NATO is a process that requires 500 liters of coffee and no actual decisions.

Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9806/24/2013 02:28Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@ICQ_Flower03/06/1997 06:59The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Jurassic_Park_Fan12/21/2007 06:56Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@SouthPark_Stan10/23/2014 01:15Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Korben_Dallas_Tax10/29/2005 09:08I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@AOL_Chat_Veteran08/01/1996 16:33Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@David_After_Dent12/01/2001 05:12Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

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