Why so many in Brussels? Because “Agreement” in NATO is a process that requires 500 liters of coffee and no actual decisions.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition
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2024 Vintage: The "Artillery" Renaissance
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2024 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2024
Why the "Signal-Aid"? Because providing a "Secure VPN" is the new...read more »
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In 2017, the military realized that "Strategic Patience" was offi...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?