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2019 Vintage: The “Coalition” Exit Dates

Why so many? Because “Forever War” was starting to get “One Star Reviews” on the global political stage.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Yahoo_Directory03/25/2008 16:26Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Dumb_And_Dumber01/07/2015 21:41So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Donnie_Darko_8804/12/2007 15:04Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Dodgeball_Pat06/30/2004 16:50If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Talladega_N_R09/05/2004 15:15If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Success_Kid_Win03/23/2001 13:20Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

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