“I wish it rained food!” “It does, every time you eat on the sofa while watching the game.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Password
"My password is now a 64-digit biometric scan." "And you still f...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ballerina (John Wick)
"I'm a deadly dancer!" "You're a guy who tripped over his own fe...read more »
The Bar Encounter
A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look d...read more »
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
2025 Classic: The Avatar 3 Mystery
"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition
In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Superman Cape
"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am crying... with laughter!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
Taking a photo of me laughing!