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2022 Vintage: The Closing Argument

 Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “AI chatbot.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beverly_Hills_9021007/28/1995 11:33The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Toy_Story_Woody01/14/2001 17:22There is a joke in my boot!
@Linux_Distro_User10/12/2009 22:01Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Brazil_Terry_G07/11/2012 16:52Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Wild_Thornberry09/23/1997 01:03Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Party_On_Garth08/22/2014 19:37I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Netscape_Now_B05/13/2004 22:23I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Ring_Member_9809/14/2002 03:20Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Search_Scout_9901/19/2000 19:50Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Illidan_Blind10/06/2015 17:49I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

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