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2020 Vintage: The Closing Argument

 Why did the lawyer cross the road? He didn’t. He did it via Microsoft Teams.

Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Neutral_9508/14/2004 04:18This is why we need the internet.
@Winamp_Playlist10/10/2009 07:50Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Fifth_Element_Lelu03/28/2011 17:24Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Grunge_Lord_9405/30/2010 06:10I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Cow_And_Chicken03/02/2006 19:08Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Top_List_Winner09/27/1998 01:01Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@Railgun_Sniper09/21/1996 20:18I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Futurama_Fry_M05/28/1995 03:52Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
@Slow_Clap_Guy02/28/1998 22:30...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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