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1999 Legacy: The Closing Argument

 Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “pedestrian right-of-way consulting.”

Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder06/19/2004 18:55I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Legally_Blonde_Elle02/11/2010 07:48What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Nsync_Justin07/06/2013 17:38Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Incredibles_Dash12/17/1995 09:01That was super fast and super funny!
@Napster_Search08/22/1997 07:50Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Kazaa_Leecher08/02/2003 21:45I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Jackie_Brown_Fan06/22/2009 03:12Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan01/29/1997 07:25Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real02/14/1998 12:30I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Starcraft_Zerg07/14/2012 13:56Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

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