Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “pedestrian right-of-way consulting.”
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
That was super fast and super funny!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!