“I wish I had a remote that could fast-forward through the boring parts.” “You’d be at your funeral by next Tuesday, Harold.”
Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
Q: Why is it so cheap...
Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
A: Be...read more »
The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Family
"We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Trailer 2
"Lucia is so cool!" "If you spent as much time helping me as you...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Workout
"I’m training for the GTA VI release!" "By running?" "No, by sit...read more »
A little girl and boy are...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »
The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!