2020 Classic: The “Circles” (Still)

Post Malone is still running in circles. He’s the most consistent thing in my life.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

They’re "Mega" now. They have superpowers. They are officially u...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

She’s erasing her memories again. 2024 is a "Eternal Sunshine" t...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

Step into 2020 – the year of the Zoom fatigue, the Animal Crossin...read more »

@Doom_Guy12/30/2010 13:03Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee12/01/1997 13:11A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Rewritable_CD08/22/1996 21:37I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Jackie_Brown_Fan01/12/2002 13:30Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Metacrawler_X12/21/2000 11:37Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Stick_Death_Fan02/10/2013 03:14Brutally funny! Keep them coming.