Why did the President say the Afghan exit was a “Success”? Because in 2021, “Success” is defined by how you edit the footage for the evening news.
Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2021 “Inaugurations & Mittens” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Waddle on over and read this!