The parish passenger van permanently playing a cassette tape of a 1992 gospel choir because the tape player mechanism rusted shut and refuses to eject it.
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
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Peer-to-peer laughing!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
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