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1996 Archive: The Church Van Tape Stuck

The parish passenger van permanently playing a cassette tape of a 1992 gospel choir because the tape player mechanism rusted shut and refuses to eject it.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve07/20/2013 07:12Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Clueless_Dionne02/17/2011 11:01Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Pentium_Power11/07/2012 16:43My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Gnutella_User07/12/2002 10:06Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Fight_Club_Member03/28/2007 10:42I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Step_Brothers_B04/04/2011 05:06Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Prodigy_User_X07/19/2009 01:52Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Futurama_Fry_M12/12/1995 09:22Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
@Streamer_Pro_9910/14/1998 07:44Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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