Why Vin Diesel? For a sequel that took a cool sci-fi horror and tried to turn it into a space opera about “Necromongers.”
Part of the 37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls, Spider-Man 2 & Pink Wednesdays” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls, Spider-Man 2 & Pink Wednesdays” Edition
In 2004, Hollywood was obsessed with consequences. It was the yea...read more »
2024 Classic: The 2024 Final Industry Vibe
Why the "Crossover"? Because it was the year of the "Event Movie"...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Fantastic Four Retro-Future
Why the 60s vibe? Because Marvel realized that the only way to ma...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Asteroid City Symmetry
Why the play? For the most "Wes Anderson" movie yet, where the ac...read more »
2025 Archive: The Black Phone 2
Why Ethan Hawke's mask? For a sequel that suggested that even if ...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2006 “Casino Royale, Borat & The Boston Mole” Edition
In 2006, Hollywood was all about the "Reboot" and the "Deep Cover...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2017 “Logan’s Tears, Get Out & The Shape of Water” Edition
In 2017, Hollywood decided to get personal. It was the year we le...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2000 “Gladiators, Volleyballs & Mutant Leather” Edition
In 2000, Hollywood was breathing a sigh of relief that the world ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Elio Space Trip
Why the delay? For a Pixar movie that reminded us that being the ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Civil War "What kind of American?"
Why Jesse Plemons? For a two-minute scene so terrifying that ever...read more »
😜 More from category: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Mortal Kombat 2 Johnny Cage
Why Karl Urban? For proving that even in a world of ninjas and so...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2015 “Chewie We’re Home, Bear Fights & Shiny Chrome” Edition
In 2015, Hollywood was all about grit and nostalgia. It was the y...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later Comeback
Why so long? For a sequel that proved that Cillian Murphy is stil...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2016 “Deadpool, Civil War & The Wrong Envelope” Edition
In 2016, Hollywood decided that being a hero wasn’t enough—you ha...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!