1995 Classic: The Check-up

He told me I’m in perfect health for a man of my age. I told him I’m 30. He said, “Oh… then we have a lot to talk about.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Fresh_Prince_9009/16/1999 01:58In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Twister_Chaser11/01/1998 17:48A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Encarta_Explorer10/31/2003 03:19I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@QuickTime_Viewer07/24/2000 08:32Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Saved_By_The_Bell10/24/2001 11:06I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Beverly_Hills_9021004/19/2004 11:44The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Gremlins_Gizmo12/14/2009 23:46Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Top_List_Winner11/25/1999 06:14Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!