Why did she win for Blue Jasmine? Because playing a wealthy woman having a nervous breakdown is the most “Academy” thing anyone has ever done.
Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2014 “Selfies, Pizza & Adele Dazeem” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Oscars Jokes: The 2012 “The Artist, Meryl’s Gold & Angelina’s Leg” Edition
In 2012, the 84th Academy Awards decided that "everything old is ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best International Feature
Why did The Zone of Interest win? Because the Academy loves a mov...read more »
2024 Archive: Da’Vine Joy Randolph’s Speech
Why was it so moving? Because she proved that "Supporting" isn't ...read more »
36 Oscars Jokes: The 2005 “Clint’s Knockout, Jamie’s Soul & Chris Rock’s Reality Check” Edition
In 2005, the 77th Academy Awards brought a gritty, emotional punc...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2001 “Gladiator, Julia’s Laugh & Björk’s Swan Dive” Edition
In 2001, the 73rd Academy Awards took us from the Roman Colosseum...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Best Cinematography
Why did Hoyte van Hoytema win? For filming the inside of an atomi...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2024 “Oppenheimer, Naked Cena & I’m Just Ken” Edition
In 2024, the 96th Academy Awards proved that the only thing more ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did American Fiction win? Because Cord Jefferson proved that ...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2017 “Moonlight, La La Land & The Wrong Envelope” Edition
In 2017, the 89th Academy Awards taught us that even in a world o...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
Why did A Real Pain win? To prove that looking stressed in Poland...read more »
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2024 Classic: The Kate McKinnon "Dinosaur" Bit
Why did she talk about Steven Spielberg? To remind him that she’s...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar win? Because Wes Ander...read more »
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s Trip & The Day-Lewis Hat Trick” Edition
In 2013, the 85th Academy Awards proved that Hollywood loves a co...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best International Feature
Why did Emilia Pérez win? Because France reminded us that a Spani...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Tapping my way to a good mood.
Saving the best laugh for last!