2004 Archive: The Carly Patterson Gold

Why was gymnastics “American” again? Because she became the first US woman to win the all-around gold in a non-boycotted Olympics.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A tall tale from the hardwood court.I asked the basketball player...read more »

In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »

Why were the stadiums in the US already changing their grass? Bec...read more »

In 2012, the world didn’t end (sorry, Mayans), but the jokes abou...read more »

In 2004, the impossible became routine. The Red Sox finally stopp...read more »

Why was he still playing in the desert? Because he won't stop unt...read more »

Why was the courtroom the most watched arena? Because the world f...read more »

Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »

Why was MSG actually happy? Because they finally had a team that ...read more »

Why was he still there at 37? Because Novak decided that 25 Slams...read more »

In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that the real "b...read more »

Why were the NBA teams "Tanking" again? Because every losing team...read more »

In 1997, sports went from "intense" to "completely insane." It wa...read more »

Why was Tiger Woods saying "No"? Because he realized that being a...read more »

@Friends_Lover11/09/2010 16:24Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Startup_Kid10/06/2014 03:33Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Rugrats_Tommy10/10/2007 09:19A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Doge_Much_Funny02/22/2014 05:26Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Hide_The_Pain_H06/09/2006 09:10I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Maplestory_Kid05/14/2005 17:15@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

@Boxxy_Queen02/16/2012 19:35I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!