2002 Classic: The Cargo

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “Beep beep”, but my new ringtone goes “Ring-ding-ding”!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

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@Diablo_Cow_Level04/19/1996 10:04There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Clueless_Cher11/06/2009 14:11As if! This is too funny.

@Titanic_Jack10/18/2011 09:56I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club01/28/2014 16:14All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Slashdot_Effect11/16/2000 18:54We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!