Why were the fans in the stands so stiff? Because they were made of paper. People actually paid $40 to have their photo sit at the stadium while they sat in their kitchen.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
This site is never finished... with humor!
Classic. Simply classic.