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2009 Vintage: The Canvas

 I’m “painting.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic08/20/2015 23:32This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Silk_Road_Ghost10/26/2008 10:20Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Malware_Hunter02/02/2011 02:25Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Fargo_Marge02/05/1996 18:53Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan09/13/1995 04:30Silently laughing in the snow.
@Weird_Science_G10/12/2010 07:02We created a monster... of a joke!

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