“I need more lives!” “For what? Your career?” “No, I’m stuck on Level 147 and I’ve already sent ‘Request Help’ notifications to everyone I’ve ever met, including my ex-boss.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Part 2
"I'm leaning into my dark side." "Your 'dark side' is just you f...read more »
Why did I get divorced? Well,...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Movie Theater
"It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »
The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Doctor
"The AI says I have 'Techno-Stress'." "Is there a cure?" "Yes, i...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ballerina (John Wick)
"I'm a deadly dancer!" "You're a guy who tripped over his own fe...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
"It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »
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In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Grocery Trip
"I found a carton of eggs for under $10!" "It's a Christmas mira...read more »
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
I want it that way... the funny way!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I choose to believe it’s funny.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.