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2008 Classic: The Calculator

 She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote.

Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

We got a new car for...
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One night the couple woke to...
One night the couple woke to find the mother gone. In a clearing ...read more »
The Mirror Test
Self-reflection can be a dangerous game with the in-laws.My mothe...read more »
The Final Verdict
In the court of family humor, the case is closed.The judge asked ...read more »
The Lion Tamer
Career advice from the most feared person in the family.I told my...read more »
Two women came before wise King...
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a ...read more »
56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Flip Phone” Edition
In 2004, the social media revolution began, and the "Snap" of a f...read more »
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing...
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never ...read more »
The Babysitting Offer
We asked my mother-in-law to babysit our kids for one evening so ...read more »
55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition
In 2007, the world changed with a single "Slide to Unlock." It wa...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker05/12/2002 00:26It really whips the llama's ass!
@Linux_Kernel_0.112/04/2009 15:38Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@G_I_Joe_Real09/26/2003 20:56And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Baxter_The_Dog06/25/2014 18:58Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Metacrawler_X04/28/2002 09:27Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Arthas_Fan_0203/07/2003 11:18Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

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