Why was the baseball player so tired? Because he played 2,131 games in a row without a day off, making every “sick day” taken by a regular office worker look pathetic.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
The best thing since version 1.0!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.