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1995 Vintage: The Cal Ripken Jr.

 Why was the baseball player so tired? Because he played 2,131 games in a row without a day off, making every “sick day” taken by a regular office worker look pathetic.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid01/27/2004 20:09Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@The_Real_Morpheus07/03/1999 20:13What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
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