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1997 Legacy: The Bull Market

Why were politicians so happy in ’97? Because the Dow hit 7,000 and 8,000, and they all took credit for it, despite most of them not knowing the difference between a stock and a sock.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 1997 “Cool Britannia & Red Planets” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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